| Commonly Submitted Pick-up Line | # of Submissions | Actual Category Placement |
|---|---|---|
| Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! | 658,387 | Just Plain Lame |
| Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? | 3874 | Straight to the Point |
| I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? | 4532 | Just Plain Lame |
| The word of the day is "Legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word. | 734 | Straight to the Point |
| How about a pizza and a fuck. What, you don't like pizza? | 743 | Straight to the Point |
| Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world. | 1103 | Flattery |
| Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me! | 2475 | Straight to the Point |
| Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. | 3487 | Innuendo |
| Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? | 454 | Cheese |
| If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays? | 3748 | Innuendo |
| Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. | 1246 | Cheese |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK ((OR... U and I together)) | 73 | What |
| Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! | 374 | Flattery |
| I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? | 437 | Flattery |
| Is that a keg in your ass? Because I really want to tap that ass! | 384 | Cheese |